Not long ago I came home to deliver the news to Michael that I had fallen in love with Bob and to my surprise he was perfectly calm. Starring at me like I had lost my mind, he tilted his head to the side and gave me the puppy dog Huh? look. With a coy smile I said...I'm in love with Bob, I have to have one! Michael being Michael, simply said, if you're in love and you have to have one I guess you have to have one. So what is a Bob?
I'm not talking about the latest hair style...I already had the hair falling out meltdown and chopped it all off into a "bob" but I'm talking about a differnt kind of bob. For those of you with minds firmly planted in the gutter, no it's not that Bob either...nor is it any guy named Bob...
Bob...is...the most amazing baby jogger ever!! I am so excited about the possibility of finally firming up this stretched out, worn out, sagging ass, loose skin having body I've been bitching about for going on 9 months now. You know the one I'm talking about ladies, that body that got returned to you post childbirth in the same fashion we return a rental vehicle...with just enough gas in the tank not to get charged back and with more wear on the tires than it had when we took it out!
For those who know me, you know I'm not lovin this post prego body but I now have the tools to do something about it...albeit I would prefer to just check myself into a clinic and get a full tune up from the crows feet down to my newly formed bunion...I'll smile and start with Bob. Although the price tag being what it is I could have had a down payment on lipo - maybe next year :-)
For the time being here are some pictures of my adorable kid "Rockin the Bob" -
This is my personal fav...seriously, I know I'm cute but enough with the pictures, can't a girl just chill?
Okay, okay, you want cute...here you go...
Being this cute works up an apetite...
For everyone to admire the Bob, here's a full frontal for you ;-)
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